Complications.

(this isn't the real deal, it's a clothing patch) Dear United States Navy, I apologize for our intensive love/hate relationship that has cultivated in the past few months. I appreciate you & all your sailors serving in your branch. I do not, however, appreciate the hiccups you are causing with the regular flow of life. My fiance loves you, & because of that I have to look at the situation with not a total scowl. Again, I appreciate those serving, but am anticipating the control you will have over my future with the love of my life. Sincerely, Rachel xoxonavywifetobeeeeee.