Don't Cry!

Dear Legs,

Please don't tear up, I promise the pain will be over soon. I know the hairiness is gross, and uncomfortabe. and makes you hot. But don't worry, a week from tomorrow you'll be smoother than a criminal. The grass is always greener on the other side. The leg is always smoother after a wax. So, I'm saying this more for myself, stay strong, do NOT tempt me to shave you any longer. Because it is getting really hard to keep from hacking away at you with my Venus.

Love,

me

xoxo12daysfeelslikeayear