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3 Cheers for the best sister in the WORLD!

This is my older sister, Danielle; Dantyelle; Deej; D-bomb; Dani; DJ boom boom; scarfer; speedy; perfectionist; clean; organized; laughs-when-people-trip; 

She is the best elementary school teacher EVER.

Her kids seriously worship her. And make fun of her.

She is brilliant, creative & smart.

She has the most beautiful, natural long brown hair.

My poopy hair won't grow as long as hers. So, I just live vicariously through her.

She cooks like a mad-woman.  In a happy way.

Her food is the best.
She spoils me & cooks for me.

I have no idea how I got married first.

She is suzy-homemaker & any man will be lucky who gets to put a ring on it.

She's booty-licious.

She has drive & passion.

She likes watching trashy tv shows like Tough Love & The Bachelor.

She's into celebrity gossip.  Well, probably as much as every average girl, it's just never been anything I've followed.

She was an amazon woman in her 5 yr old ballet class.

Her fingernails also grow long & don't break. Unlike her dear sister's.

She is so hilarious! Have you not heard about her?

Well, then you obviously live in a hole, but don't worry, you can redeem yourself by checking out her blog.  It is hilarious, & I promise you will automatically follow it & love it/her.  She is professional at telling stories, a gene her sister did not get.

Her blog can be accessed HERE.

I love you Deej!

Her advice is awesome. With a sister like that who needs a therapist?

xoxosistersister

p.s. I forgot to mention it's her BIRTHDAY!!!