You know those times?

You know, the ones where your brain forgot to kick in before you opened your mouth? I don't know if it's everyone or just my hilarious self. You say those things that are just so stupid that if you were a celebrity or American president you could probably get impeached for saying it, but it is just so funny you can't help but to tell the stupid story about yourself? Well here's some good stories that just came to my mind. I hope I won't completely botch them up w/ my bad writing/speaking skills. #1: This one time my sister, mom and I were cooking and my mom asked me to pull out the Baking Powder. I opened the cabinet and began looking. I couldn't find it! I thought it was strange that we didn't have such a cooking necessity. I continued my search to no avail, finally giving up I told her, "I can't find the Baking Powder, but there is some King Powder here...." My mom and sister begin to pee their pants. My mom comes over and starts to turn the can.... "Ooooh Ba-king Powder" #2: First week of sophomore year of HS and my teacher passed out a 'getting-to-know' you survey, that the teachers file away just to have as a reference to use later to figure out why some kids are as weird as they are, etc. So I filled out the "hobbies" line and "family" line. Then proceeded to the "Clubs" line. I felt my brain drop through the seat of my chair....clubs, clubs, what were they talking about? I finally figured out what my teacher meant by "Clubs". I wrote Sam's on the solid line. #3: (This one isn't anything stupid I did, but it made me laugh really hard) Syd and I were studying in the Periodicals, ya know, hittin the stacks. I pulled out my sandwich and began eating my PB & J. Between too shelves crawls one of those Campus-Student Rent-A-Cops. He passes us then literally back-pedals to our table. He then proceeds to YELL on the top of his whispering lungs, "EXCUSE ME, BUT WE DO NOT ALLOW FOOD OR WATER IN THE LIBRARY. PLEASE PUT IT AWAY UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE LIBRARY." I lean to Syd and say, "Besides the fact that everyone in here is staring at me, why does it feel like he just scrame that in this silent room?" "Because he did" hahah it was outrageous. xoxo