My sister is homeless.

Anyone want to throw a sale pitch right now for where is the best place to live in the Provo/Orem region?

My sister is homeless.

I have been scouring KSL for some great steals.

I have come across some serious winners.

& some serious losers.

Which one is this?

I'll let you decide

However apparently huge women are going for $245

Nice attention to detail, Provolonian.

You obviously really want to sell your contract.

You show that through your careful word selection in your ad.

Anyways, seriously though.

Anyone have a private bedroom open & looking for an awesome, hot, good-singing, fun-spirited, organization-freak, sister-of-mine to live with you?

Or boys, looking for a wife?

She cooks, she cleans, she teaches school.

She's the total package.

Oh, & selfishly I am looking for apts in the outlying areas of Provo, because Selfishly I'm sick of terrible parking near her apts.

xoxohelp